What does "Masseuse" mean to you?

Me (12:34:17 AM): when I got back drunk last night the hotel called my room (CALLED!! at 430AM!) and offered me a "masseuse" for 100 US dollars

Me (12:34:29 AM): it was so ridiculous

Me (12:34:39 AM): I laughed out loud

Me (12:34:47 AM): so thats the price

Me (12:34:50 AM): 100 US and Im laid

Me(12:34:52 AM): ahahaha

A Friend (12:35:03 AM): the hotel does that?

A Friend (12:35:03 AM): wtf

Me (12:35:09 AM): yeah

Me (12:35:11 AM): the HOTEL

Me (12:35:12 AM): 5 star

Me (12:35:14 AM): right

Me (12:35:16 AM): jesus

Me (12:35:18 AM): jesusjesus

Me (12:35:25 AM): what a country